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Daily Wake Up Call & Joke Of The Day

Joke Of The Day

We are pleased to offer our joke of the day add on feature for our wakeup and reminder call service. Now you can start your day with a fresh joke to share with your family, friends, and colleagues.

We randomly select a joke to be played over your phone at the time & days that you choose.

Daily Wake Up Call With A Joke Is Only $5.99/mo
That's less than 20 cents a day for daily laughter!

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because roads weren't invented yet!
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
 
 
What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Jack!
 
 
What did the bee say to the plant? Hey Bud, when do you open up?
 
 
How does Bill Gates enter his house? He uses "windows"!
 
 
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
 
 
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish!
 
 
What did the man with only one hand do? He went to the second handshop!
 
 
What did the man say when he walked into the bar? OUCH!
 
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We Also Offer The Following Add Ons For Our Wake Up Calls:
Daily Local Weather  |  Top News Headlines  |  This Day In History
Psalm of the Day  |  Quote Of The Day  |  Stock Quotes  |  Fact Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 
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